just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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