he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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