but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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