i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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