Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
This toilet bowl is my home.
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