Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
