just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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