So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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