There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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