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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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