$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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