FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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