sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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