I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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