:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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