He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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