I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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