So drunk, too bad you don't want this
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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