I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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