Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just want to make out with him forever
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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