Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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