if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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