I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
