Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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