let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
what is it with giant penises always finding me
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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