grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Redeem this text for a blowjob
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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