help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
