bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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