Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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