I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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