I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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