We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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