member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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