just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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