I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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