I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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