your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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