Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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