it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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