Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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