My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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