The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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