did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
