I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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