Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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