I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
