these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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