if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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