He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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