Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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