Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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