Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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