Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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