I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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