Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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