3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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