Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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