Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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